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It's rude to walk up to an old person and say, "Hey, has your face always looked like that, or have you just been underwater for the last twenty years?".Never kick a man when he's down, just look at him and scream " Hey, get up you down on the ground weirdo".Don't pour soup on yourself and run around shouting " Hey everybody, look at me I'm soupgirl".When you cough something up, never take it to school and tell people it's your friend Robert.Girls don't like it when boys take their sandwich and run away screaming " Hey look who's got your sandwich now".It's not okay to eat breakfast cereal out of your underpants.If you smell smoke in your pants you say "why am I smelling my pants?" If you smell smoke in the hallway, you say "fire".To get your teacher's attention, it's a bad idea to scream " Hey look over here you freakish animal".When you spell Algebra backwards, you get mommy mommy it's hurting again.It's weird to stop and smell.this OOOOOOOLLLLD BURRITO! It's nice to stop and smell the flowers.If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be.this OOOOOOOLLLLD BURRITO!.
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